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Pizzeria Pronto Outdoor Pizza Oven

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Don’t have the wherewithal or patience to build your own pizza oven? No worries—just buy one. Pizzeria Pronto’s Outdoor Pizza Oven ($300) is portable, convenient, and cooks a pizza in five minutes. Running on propane, the oven heats the cordierite pizza stone to 700°F in ten minutes. A reflective heat … Read More

Grudge Match

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Once upon a time, Sylvester Stallone was in Rocky and Robert De Niro was in Raging Bull. Now, they’re finally facing each other in what might be described as equal parts fan fiction,  lucrative baby-boomer nostalgia, and Internet-era love of pointless irony. Oh, and there’s an obligatory Macklemore track. Fantastic. … Read More

Pretentious Beer Glasses

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Fan of craft beer? Wouldn’t let any mass market beer touch your discerning, hoppy lips? That’s okay—you just need a set of Pretentious Beer Glasses ($180). More pretentious than your average freebie beer glasses, but less so than those stupid mason jar mugs, a set of pretentious beer glasses includes: … Read More

Rolet Triple Barrelled Tobacco Pipe

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Pipe smoking may be relaxing, but it sure isn’t convenient. It isn’t so easy to pack a pipe and carry it around for later; that typically ends in spilt tobacco for the pipe smoker to repack while his cigar-chomping buddies light up and laugh. The Rolet ($75) is a response … Read More

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