C-Seed 201-inch Unfolding Outdoor TV

Want a 201-inch outdoor LED TV? The C-Seed 201 is a Porsche-designed, waterproof, fully retractable, 15-speaker monolith ready for embedding in whichever corner of your polo field you so choose. The price isn’t listed, but if you’re thinking about it, you can probably just estimate based on your underground car lift. … Read More

How To Build an Oreo Separator Machine

1. Be a physicist with a deep and abiding dislike of Oreo creme. 2. Measure Oreo. 3. Build Oreo separator machine. 4. Test Oreo separator machine. 4a. Get checked for diabetes. [youtube width=”640″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pii4G8FkCA4[/youtube]

CGI Audrey Hepburn

Because who wouldn’t want to eat chocolate shilled by a dead celebrity beloved among girls who really like cats? Let that be a lesson to you, celebrities: computer animation has gotten to the point where tasteless jerks will trot out your glassy-eyed corpse long after you’ll ever see any royalties. [youtube width=”640″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFw8NjZF-Qk[/youtube]

Portraits of Snakes

Can snakes be objects of beauty? If Los Angels based photographer Mark Laita has anything to say about it, then yes. His new book, Serpentine, is a beautiful photographic collection of all things that slither. Because, of course, snakes. Fun fact? Laita got bit by a black mamba during a … Read More

You’ve Got Encrypted Mail

Entertaining web personality and possible supervillain Kim Dotcom has announced a new venture to go along with his file-sharing service, Mega: encrypted email. Mega has astronomical growth, reaching 3 million users since it launched in January. This has encouraged Dotcom to expand into end-to-end encrypted email. He says, “we’re going … Read More

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