Super Bowl Ads: For A Few Million Dollars More

Here’s everything we missed for our first Super Bowl ad round-up, except for that brave soul who streaked out onto the field with “DailyXY” painted on his chest. Sorry dude, but they turned the lights out on you and we couldn’t get a shot. Next year.

Bar Refaeli kissed a nerd

This made us nearly forget everything we know about Go Daddy. Nearly.[youtube width=”640″][/youtube]

Oreo trashed the library

Obviously, there are some things worth fighting over.[youtube width=”640″][/youtube]

Oreo also won twitter


Will Ferrell got weird for Old Milwaukee

Apparently this only aired in Oklahoma, Texas, and Montana. That’s probably for the best.[youtube width=”640″][/youtube]

Dodge got both religious and agricultural

Understand? If you’re actually a farmer you probably can’t afford a new truck, but if you’d like to pretend to have these same time tested values of a farmer, buy a Dodge.[youtube width=”640″][/youtube]

Dunder Mifflin is real now?

And why don’t they use any of their paper products as they’re intended?[youtube width=”640″][/youtube]

Old Spice has gone to the wolves

We guess the message is that Old Spice will get you laid despite wearing dangerous animals and being terrible at parking.[youtube width=”640″][/youtube]

Budweiser went sensitive

Suspiciously, the number of six to twelve-year-old girls drinking Budweiser has just shot up.[youtube width=”640″][/youtube]

Lincoln went hipster

Which is a silly strategy, because hipster’s can’t afford cars.[youtube width=”640″][/youtube]

Demand a Plan made things serious

When will America listen, if not when drunk and entertained?[youtube width=”640″][/youtube]

Jello is making things silly

Is Jello an adequate consolation prize for losing one of the biggest sporting events of the year? No, not it is not.[youtube width=”640″][/youtube]

Pistachios was very, very late to the Gangnam Style party

And for some reason, they’re shilling crack?[youtube width=”640″][/youtube]

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