Well, someone must’ve had the same thought, because now you can get an Apollo 70. It’s an Airstream that contains top-shelf booze, TVs, LEDs, and a gleaming bar surface. They also have a kitchen, in case you get hungry.
Sadly, this gift of the gods is based in the UK. They’ll travel to you, if you have the coin; alternatively, you could steal this business idea and have your own mobile bar. Provided that Canada’s crotchety old man government lets you. Which it almost certainly wouldn’t.
That’s it; we’re moving to Chicago.