Tactical BBQ Apron

Do you take your burgers as seriously as a US Marine takes patrolling Kandahar? (We kid, of course; those jobs got outsourced to drones).

Well, if you fancy yourself a master of the grill—or, if you’re comparable to the Killer Hogs, the barbecue—it only makes sense that you’d tool up. Enter the Tactical BBQ Apron ($35), from ThinkGeek. It comes with a real MOLLE system to hold everything you need, along with two large pouches, three small pouches, Velcro patches, and a metal utility clip.

This sort of reminds us of the BBQ Tool Belt we’re so fond of, which provokes the question: which would you rather be, a barbecue craftsman, or a barbecue warrior?

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