Civil War Redux

Dear Ma,
War is hell. I knew we’d left the South once I started seeing Trader Joe’s instead of Piggly Wiggly’s. There’s nothing to eat but Organic Almond Crunch. I’ll be live-tweeting our invasion of DC and will try to loot Archie Bunker’s chair from the Smithsonian for you.
The South has risen again,

[Read about the entire campaign at Slate]

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