batman
Here’s brass tacks: Fox has a new series called Gotham, which follows Commissioner Gordon before he became the commissioner. Batman is just Bruce Wayne as a kid, and a bunch of his rogues gallery are either kids or not yet rogues. So, this’ll either be the grittiest possible of reboots, … Read More
Just can’t let go of the Dark Knight? Well, before you go and build your own batcave, check out this Batman motorcycle helmet, aka, HD100 ($325). It’s DOT approved, comes with interchangeable clear and tinted visors, and those ears are soft and pliable, so your skull won’t be bouncing irregularly … Read More
Spiderman can whup Superman’s ass! [youtube width=”640″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZHwjrKEey0 [/youtube] Stop confusing me with Brad Pitt! [youtube width=”640″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avQkeCi6Bjk[/youtube] I’m grittier than Batman! [youtube width=”640″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrdleRBktsA[/youtube] Stop arguing, fanboys! [youtube width=”640″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzM84JL-QfA[/youtube] The Olympics won’t coordinate with my schedule! [youtube width=”640″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV-DucQelXE[/youtube] Why didn’t I get a Bourne Legacy cameo! [youtube width=”640″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdMAxtlfd38[/youtube] I love ice cream! [youtube … Read More
We’re happy that everyone’s parents continue to watch Jay Leno, because the largess of that is that sad late night scratch enables Jay to do something he’s pretty good at: talk about sweet cars. [youtube width=”640″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydtGew7bWuw[/youtube]
Rest easy: this 8-bit Batman is the Dark Knight, not the Dark Night Rises, which, we’re convinced, was a very tedious dream. [youtube width=”640″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5uDcj3mMd8[/youtube]
