church key

You Earned It Bottle Opener

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Need validation? Well, why not get some from your church key? This bottle opener ($30) is solid brass, sand casted, tumbled polished, and weighs a hefty half-pound. Now, anyone who claims you DIDN’T earn it can get knocked right out.

Twist

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We know how it is: sometimes, you just want the feel of a heavy tool in your hand. The Twist ($70) is exactly that: heavy. It’s five inches of stainless steel, with six brass dowels. What’s this beast do? Opens beer bottles. That’s right, it’s a church key. Whether you’ve … Read More

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