Bios Urn

We don’t usually feature funerary paraphernalia; actually, we’re more into cocktails, tools, and sweet cars. Here’s the thing, though: when we croak, which will probably happen in 2065 and involve a naked model avalanche, we’d like to a) not take up too much space and b) leave something nice behind. Aside from a massive bequest to some kinda charity, item b can be taken care of with a Bios Urn ($115). It’s made of biodegradable materials, and in addition to holding ashes, it holds a pine tree seed. Know what? We don’t need a monument; a tree sounds pretty good.

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