Steps to a screaming match with your girlfriend whilst camping. Step one, trip over your tent line and collapse the tent.
Granted, that could have been prevented with a proper taunt-line hitch, but it also wouldn’t hurt to invest in a Nite Ize Reflective Rope ($10). This fifty-foot rope as a reflective strip woven into it, so it shines brightly when you point a flashlight at it, making it perfect for pretty much anything you’d want to do at camp: pitch a tent, hang a bear bag, engage in light bondage. Anything!