The fellas over at Dollar Shave (razors delivered to your house every month; it’s pretty great) have taken a look at toilet paper and said, “Know what? That’s barbaric.”
Well, until Japanese style magic toilets become popular here, they have a better idea: One Wipe Charlie’s. They’re butt wipes. For men. At $4 a month for a pack of forty, they give you enough for one poop a day with room for ten industrial-sized days. Dollar Shave claims that they’re flushable and biodegradable, apparently unlike some other brands out there. Also, they’re peppermint scented. So your butt can smell like peppermint.