Is this whimsical? We can’t tell. Anyway, it’s a real Segway, made slightly cooler by the addition of real Vespa parts. It can go as fast as twelve miles an hour, and up to twenty-one miles on a single charge. Yes, the Vespa Segway ($4,500) is nowhere near as convenient as a real Vespa, and a great deal geekier. Thanks, European weirdoes who cobbled together this monstrosity!