So, let’s say that you’ve been watching a lot of Doomsday Preppers and like the idea of being prepared for the Earth’s magnetic poles switching and somehow destroying the world with questionable science (or, you know, something more likely), but don’t want to spend a whole lot of time. What do you do? Well, you can pick up your very own Wolfram Survival Cabinet ($14,500) and let someone else do your post-disaster thinking. It comes in a huge, stainless steel locking cabinet and contains stuff like a first aid kit, a propane stove, utility saws, power adapters, batteries, ponchos, and a whole bunch more stuff. Full list here (pdf warning).