Monsieur Fox Cufflinks

We’re going to do something a bit atypical and copy/paste the product description right from the page. Here you go:

Philippe Was The First Of His Name In The 11Th Century, Crowned Multiple Times, And Built The Foundation For Modern France. Considered Widely To Be A Good Man And King, He Himself, However, Believed The Weight Of His Sins Were Too Great To Be Buried Near His Relatives. Hence, To His Own Judgement, The Red Eyes Became The Symbol Of His Earthly Hedonism.

What the hell did that hot mess mean? We don’t know and neither do you. Anyways, these swanky cufflinks are sterling silver with rubies and cost $325.

This is a test