Rolling Storage Crates

As far as we’re concerned, all furniture should be on wheels, at least until Star Trek style teleporter technology becomes available, and we can just use sci-fi magic to pop the couch out of the way while the girlfriend evaluates how the room would look with a different carpet. Until … Read More

Toj Clothes Rack

Maybe want to bring your clothes out of the closet. Maybe you don’t have a closet. Maybe you do have a closet, but you also have a girlfriend, so you don’t really have a closet. Either way, if you’re looking for a closet-free clothing solution, look no further than a … Read More

Beard Scent

We love beards, but only when they don’t smell like sour cat barf. Thankfully, this can be solved with Beard Scent ($35). It’s made with shea butter, cocoa butter, beeswax, hemp seed oil, rice bran oil, rosemary extract, tocopherol, and some essential oils (grapefruit, fir, patchouli). Helpfully, it also moisturizes … Read More

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