What kind of hanger is worth $25? The Man Hanger, by Bode Goods. Fashioned from construction-site rebar and hand-bent in America (citation needed), the Man Hanger is sealed and coated to resist rust and corrosion and has a simple, no-frills design. It looks tough enough to hold anything you’ve got. Although, to be honest, a closet full of them would probably be pretty heavy and break the damn thing.
Next step, Bode Goods: the Man Closet, built of rebar.