What happens when you a) have a unibrow and b) interact with strangers? Well, according to this experiment with a sample size of two hundred people, conversations with a two-browed stranger lasted an average of thirty-three words. By contrast, when the subject wore a fake unibrow, conversations lasted a scant sixteen words and were followed by private mocking.
Additional fun fact: 35% of the time, teenage girls will try and discreetly take your picture.
So, guys, the message is clear: tweeze, wax, or shave that unibrow, because it does you no favours.