Whisker Dam

According to our crack team of researchers, love of IPAs is strongly correlated with love of face hair. However, you don’t want your face hair in your IPA, and you don’t want your IPA in your face hair, so pick up a whisker dam ($25). According to the makers of whisker dam, it’s like an umbrella for your face. According to us, it’s like a safety net for your moustache. Either way, expect one in a sign-free gin bar near you.

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