Let’s say, hypothetically, you’re not a complete dick, but you’re certainly not going to take your one night stand out for breakfast the next morning. What are you going to do? Well, stock up on a few of these Walk of Shame Kits ($35), and you’ll be golden.
Each kit includes: a cotton dress, flip-flops, a drawstring backpack, sunglasses, a toothbrush, some hypo-allogeneic wipes, and a note to leave behind that’ll indicate whether she wants you to call or not. And it comes with a breast cancer awareness bracelet, because it’s hard to judge someone when they’re trying to solve cancer.