Poseidon Patio Heater

Know what rocks? Patios. Know what ruins patios? Winter. That’s why we’re into this Poseidon Patio Heater ($1,000). Basically, it’ll heat an area up to four metres around it with no fumes. It’s mobile, has a remote, has all-weather paint, has a master lock function to deal with small children … Read More

Godzilla

A few of the people who’ve watched this trailer are wondering why these guys need to HALO jump in order to get close to Godzilla. After consulting with Jane’s, tacticians at the Pentagon, and a pack of half-soused marines at the bar, we’ve determined the answer: who cares? Leave us … Read More

Metre of Beer

Problem: you need to serve a high volume of beer very quickly. Solution: Metre of Beer ($50). Your Metre of Beer will serve ten beers pretty damn quickly, and you’d have to work pretty hard to spill them, what with those slots built to hold everything steady. And if bottles … Read More

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Meet Your First Black Girlfriend

Now, if only every girl ever could do a quick PSA about things that are going to get us in trouble before we actually get in trouble, that would be great. Yes, we are that hopeless. [youtube width=”640″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDiU0aqqKp0[/youtube]

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