Seal Phone Cover

Be the coolest guy with—uh, “in” the club! Unfortunately, sealskin products can’t be exported to the USA, because the Americans get to pick and choose which parts of free trade to abide by. [Kiluk Ltd. Sealskin Cell Phone Cover, $37.50 from ivalu.ca]

Fire All Footballs!

[youtube width=”640″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n58bFRauLL4[/youtube] In case you don’t follow college football, the kid with the impossibly good targeting is Johnny “Football” Manziel, twenty years old and the offensive quarterback of Texas A&M. He’s also the first freshman to win the Heisman Trophy. We suspect that they didn’t need many takes.

Facebook Focus Group

[youtube width=”640″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AN-bTvCKbqg[/youtube] We thought that this may have been a documentary until they cut to the blond with no future in show business.

The $75,000 Half-Court Hooker

[youtube width=”640″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqd3jUPq3Lw[/youtube] Tragically, a $75,000 hug from LeBron is only slightly less than what he charges the Make-A-Wish foundation.

Saved by their Butts

Let’s see how Tiffani Amber Thiessen has held up compared to the rest of the Saved by the Bell cast, shall we? She sure looks good in this shoot for something called Me In My Place, which is some sort of mobile app that’s definitely not porn. Compared to the “recent” work by … Read More

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