The Grammys Guide for the Guy Who Had Better Stuff to Do

So, what happened last night at the Grammys, possibly the most irrelevant show business award out there?

CBS tried to control wardrobe

CBS really wanted non-exciting clothing at their awards, and they sent an email to attendees to that effect:

“Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered… please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack. Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic. Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples. Please be sure the genital region is adequatlely covered so that there is no visible “puffy” bare skin exposure…” [Deadline]

Performances improved!

According to Vulture, anyway. Judge for yourself.

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In a shocking turn of events, some people dressed well and others did not

Apparently, Katy Perry is badly dressed. At least, so says the Huffington Post.


However, GQ points out that Rick Ross looks cool. We’re inclined to agree.


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