Das Horn

Some men want to be Vikings. Well, not really, since that would entail a lifetime of solving disputes with axes, voyaging to Greenland, and pre-germ theory medicine. Actually, some men just want to think that they’re Vikings. If you’re one of these men—and after six beers at a tailgate, most of us are—then perhaps you’d like to swap out your stemware for a drinking horn. Das Horn ($35).

Das Horn was created for the man who likes the idea of drinking like a barbarian, but not necessarily the idea of killing an animal for a horn. It’s synthetic, modelled on real horns, holds a whopping twenty-four ounces, and can be hung around one’s neck. We recommend ordering one for your next Conan viewing.

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