Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon—this friggin’ snow will be gone. And it will be hot. And we’ll switch from complaining about the cold to complaining about the heat. And on that day, we’ll want to go to the beach with some beers—and we’ll be prepared, because we have a Hoopla gorilla bag ($20). It’s made of neoprene, insulated, carries six bottles, packs flat, and is machine washable. Everything we want in a discreet beer carrier.