Hipster J.A. Happ’s Guide to Toronto ‘Hoods

Pitcher J.A. Happ may not be content with assuming his role as the Toronto Blue Jays’ sixth starter/Buffalo Bisons ace, but that won’t stop him or his parody twitter account from mocking the neighbourhoods in which, if all goes according to plan, he’ll spend as little time as possible in 2013. If … Read More

Hunting Rabbits With Snakes

Like a lot of species in Australia, rabbits were introduced by Europeans and they wreak havoc on the local wildlife. Controlling them is a national priority. Australia is also home to some of the world’s most venomous snakes. Seriously, look at these guys. We’ll take eight months of winter over … Read More

Electro-Shock Handball

When the Larvik Handball Club reached 250 undefeated games, making them unbeaten since 2001, some local comedians (or sports journalists? Or radio personalities? We can’t read Norwegian) got them to agree to wear shock collars during a match against Tertnes. Now, if only we could get the Blackhawsk to also … Read More

Shaq’s Revenge

If you were a thirteen-year-old girl in 2001, you might remember that time Aaron Carter sang about beating Shaq in a game of one on one. If you’re anyone else, you probably wish that Carter would’ve been hit by a bus, or at least got his comeuppance. Thankfully, Shaq is … Read More

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