The Year We YOLO’d
Maybe it’s just the Budweiser Platinum talking, but we’re going to miss 2012. [The Year in Bro via GQ]
Humour
Ripped from today’s headlines.
Drop That Cow, Pilgrim
Cattle rustling is back on the rise, presumably after they heard about the success pirates were having. We’re still waiting for the stage at which ninjas become a thing again. [BBC]
The Quebec Job
Somewhere in Ottawa, a red phone rang. Stephen Harper’s aides looked up and said, “My God! The Global Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve!” [Bloomberg]
Speeches from Alternate Realities
Speechwriters have to be prepared for every outcome, but fortunately we never had to hear Sarah Palin’s victory speech, or these eleven other undelivered addresses. [Mental Floss]
Pistols and Poor Judgement
Publishing a map of all registered handgun owners in Westchester and Rockland Counties generated such a vitriolic response, the newspaper was forced to hire armed guards. It probably goes without saying at this point, but God Bless America. [NPR]
