Ripped from today’s headlines.
Far be it for us to call John Lennon arrogant for suggesting he could bring out the “greatness” in Eric Clapton, but let’s not forget that when the Beatles said they were bigger than Jesus people burned their albums, but when “Clapton is God” was spray-painted in the London Underground, … Read More
Now we can get back to our other long national nightmare, the NHL lockout, and our other other long national nightmare, the legal difficulties of getting booze shipped through the mail from the States. [Business Standard]
Kid’s body armour sales are booming. But why stop there? Buy a Kevlar hoodie for your teenager, or a bulletproof suit for yourself. [Mother Jones]
How could the world end tomorrow? There are lots of remote possibilities, but we’re always partial to a good death ray. [Quartz]
“See, Timmy, sometimes, when parents are disappointed with the children the stork delivers, an eagle picks them up in exchange for the deposit.” (Courtesy of the students at Montreal’s Centre NAD.) [youtube width=”300″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE0Q904gtMI[/youtube]
