baby
If you have to carry a baby, you know that it’s no joke. Well, either that or you’re so exhausted by the emotional demands of a tiny shrieking human that you’ve become a bitter husk of a human being. Either way, meet the Mission Critical baby carrier ($190). Secure your … Read More
“See, Timmy, sometimes, when parents are disappointed with the children the stork delivers, an eagle picks them up in exchange for the deposit.” (Courtesy of the students at Montreal’s Centre NAD.) [youtube width=”300″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE0Q904gtMI[/youtube]
1) Wake-up is at 6 a.m. Please do not be late, even by half an hour. (5:30 is good too.) There is hard work to be done for at least the next four hours. You must get right on the job of helping everybody else to rise and shine. If … Read More
My apartment is now one of those apartments. The baby apartment. I always swore it wouldn’t happen. But there is crap everywhere: a bassinet and a rocking chair in the living room, a springy jumper thing hanging from the door frame, blankets and puke-crusted washcloths on every surface, and something … Read More
That night we both went to bed at 9:30. We slept well, together, two guys in a bed, with groggy breaks every couple of hours for peaceful feedings and rockings. I awoke in sunlight with him looking at me with huge wide chestnut eyes (his mother’s eyes) and a shy … Read More
