A 21-year-old man has been charged with assault causing bodily harm, robbery and wounding after a bloody New Year’s Eve altercation over some wild game sausage. We can learn several things from this:
1. Never attend a Don Cherry’s Sports Bar with any item purchased from a wild game dinner.
2. If you do find yourself in a Don Cherry’s Sports Bar with a large quantity of wild game sausage, avoid attracting undue attention to yourself.
3. When returning home from a Don Cherry’s Sports Bar with a large quantity of illicitly-acquired wild game sausage, remove bloodstained clothing before cooking.