bottle opener
Shuck an oyster, crack a brew. Shuck an oyster, crack a brew. Why break up your oyster-shucking rhythm to rehydrate? The Brew Shucker ($30) is an ergonomically designed oyster shucker with the added bonus of being a church key, so you can shuck and chug with ease.
Need validation? Well, why not get some from your church key? This bottle opener ($30) is solid brass, sand casted, tumbled polished, and weighs a hefty half-pound. Now, anyone who claims you DIDN’T earn it can get knocked right out.
We know how it is—you’re wearing your finest dress shirt with French cuffs when, all of a sudden, you need a beer RIGHT NOW. Actually, we don’t know how that is, since we always carry two or three bottle openers anyway. But now we can make it two more, since … Read More
Hockey pucks are sweet, bottle openers are a modern man’s necessity, so obviously the two go together. Hockey puck bottle openers ($12) are made in Buffalo, and they’ll do custom orders if you’re buying ‘em wholesale. Note to the retail PR people regularly reading this: custom hockey puck bottle openers … Read More
The Clicker TV Remote and Bottle Opener ($25). It’s a universal remote, and it comes with a bottle opener. What the hell are you waiting for?
