NHL Ugly Christmas Sweaters

Want to get a jump on your holiday spirit? No? Too bad—the NHL has dropped a selection of ugly Christmas sweaters ($65), and they’ll go great with your NHL Christmas ornaments. So far, Detroit, Pittsburgh, New York, Chicago, Boston, and Philadelphia are represented. No Canadian teams? Hey, they aren’t even … Read More

Nu-Flame Ardore BioFireplace

What makes any home better? Fire. Controlled fire, anyway, and you get that with this fireplace that has a painfully long name ($200). It has two pieces of tempered glass, a stainless steel burner fuelled by bioethanol, and an adjustable flame. It sure beats those dumb holographic flames too.

Wall Coat Rack

The space near your door needs to things: hooks for coats, and a shelf for sundries. You walk in, chances are you’re carrying something: keys, books, gloves, scarves, change, wallet, tasty beverage. You get the idea. This wall coat rack ($185) is just the ticket. It’s salvaged wood and gunmetal … Read More

Blackhawk Secretary

Need your whole damn office to be mobile? Not a problem. This Blackhawk secretary ($4,700) is one giant aluminium trunk on wheels. Inside is your desk, drawers, filing cabinets, and other stuff. You can basically set up your office, and at a moment’s notice, snap the thing shut and get … Read More

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