ECCO Cairo Shoe

Square toes get a bad rap, but we’re fine with the gently tapered ones on this Cairo Shoe ($210). It also features breathable leather lining, classic design, and extra wide sizes for those of us who never get sick of water-skiing jokes by our small-footed brethren.  

Crovel Extreme II

It’s a shovel, a hammer, a crowbar, a saw, a weapon, and a bottle opener; just because it’s the apocalypse doesn’t mean there won’t be beer. Anyway, the Crovel Extreme II ($140) also folds, has 15 feet of paracord, and is made of solid friggin’ steel. We’re ready for you, … Read More

The Mile Low Club

Boning in an airplane bathroom is for suckers. And contortionists. Anyway, for something truly impressive, do your boning on a luxury submarine. The Mile Low Club (87,500/night) will take you off the coast of a Caribbean island of your choice, in a leisure submarine (which we didn’t know was a … Read More

Exposed Seam

Want to wear pants without fear of your bike’s gears? Here you go: Exposed Seam ($15) neatly holds down that flapping fabric, as well as gives you one more reflector. Also, they come in black, kaki, degum, slate, oxblood, and orange. 

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