Break Glass in Case of Zombie Kit

Worried about the shambling dead? This break glass in case of zombie kit ($260), which contains: a 12 gauge short barrel shotgun, a hunting knife with belt sheath, a hand grenade, a zombie outbreak field handbook, 10 shot gun shells in a box,4 shot gun shells on leather belt holder, and … Read More

Cottage Colab Toques

Last winter, we were smitten (or, you know, something more masculine) with these City of Neighbourhood toques. This year, we’re happy that the people responsible, Tuck Shop Trading Co., is collaborating with Norquay, makers of fine paddles, for these cottage country toques ($35 each).  

Heated Stair Mat

Know what sucks? Snow on your steps. Know what defeats snow on your steps? Besides salt, sand, and fastidious shovelling? These Heated Stair Mats (starts at $50). One day, we hope that all stairs, sidewalks, and roads will be slightly heated or treated to repel snow in some way, but … Read More

Texas Horseshoe Grill Brush

Need a good reason to buy a grill brush called Texas Horseshoe ($50)? How about this: its’ heavy duty. And made in Texas. And when your brush wears out, you don’t just throw it away, like some kind of no-character chump, you buy a replacement head and fix the damn … Read More

Manekibook Shturman Tannum

Don’t understand all this technology nonsense? Can’t get apps to work for you? Actively wishing for a swift end to the sorry telecommunications business in this country? Well, everyone’s with you on that last one. Anyway, if you’re the type of guy who keeps it old school, doesn’t care for … Read More

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