Your New Years Motivational Speech

Granted, it’s a little weird to get your grit from a TV commercial, but this particular commercial is narrated by John Doman from the Wire and has Apocalyptica playing Metallica on cellos. So it’s pretty high on the badass scale. Per capita, anyway. [youtube width=”640″]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twrvl_C5Bfk[/youtube]   Photo courtesy of flickr. 

Model Masseuse

We feel bad for this guy who hates his job massaging bikini models. We’ll trade with him. No problem. [youtube width=”640″]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDO4jeveR5A [/youtube]

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