For $10, the very bacon-obsessed JD’s will send you a pack of three condoms. They’re printed to look like bacon, which suggests a very strange pig belly fetish, to us, anyway. These condoms are also lubricated. Thankfully, they didn’t use bacon grease. Somewhat less thankfully, they did use their bacon lube ($60).
If you’re the kind of guy who loves bacon so much that he’ll incorporate it into his sex life, we assume that you’re not long for this world. Don’t worry, though—you can display your weird obsession at your wake with the bacon coffin ($3,000).