What monster made it bad etiquette to drink Scotch while you’re on the green? Well, whoever it was, stick it to ‘em with this drink dispensing golf club ($90 from Hammacher Schlemmer, the same people who brought you the hot tub boat).
The head and shaft give the appearance of a real driver, but the head has a spout and a button to dispense your drink of choice. The driver is connected to an insulated cooler you store in your bag. Drinks stay cool for up to five hours, and the device is powered by four AA batteries. It stores up to a litre and a half of liquid, which should be more than enough, provided you’re keeping it classy.