Spy Gear Lazer Tripwire

Strictly speaking, Spy Gear Lazer Tripwire ($30) is a children’s toy, but kids don’t appreciate anything cool and they don’t have good stuff that needs protecting anyway.

Basically, you arrange the three devices around your good stuff that needs protecting (e.g., Scotch collection, xbox, girlfriend) and they use invisible LED beams to create an invisible perimeter. If one of your enemies (e.g., Ted from accounting) breaks the perimeter, you get an alarm and can then trigger one of your Home Alone style Rube Goldberg traps. Genius.

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