Need to cool enough beer for, say, forty people? Well, you can either have your off-the-hook get-together in December and use the Canadian freezer (i.e., your garage), or you can invest in a beefy, insulated cooler. A YETI Tank ($200).
The YETI Tank is a seventy-eight litre insulated tub. It looks a bit like a bucket, but it’s massive, insulated, and won’t puddle on you. Best of all, it’ll hold a keg—or, as YETI assures us, sixty longnecks, ninety-six cans, fifty-one blue crabs, two bushels of oysters, ninety-eight slices of watermelon, or seventy-seven litres of Purple Jesus. They actually didn’t assure us of that last one; we worked it out ourselves.