24 Carat Gold Chainsaw

Don’t question the 24 carat gold chainsaw ($5,000+). It’s art, man. Of course, it’s only gilded—none of the internal components are gold (except electrical, we suppose), so this guy is fully functional. Not that you’ll want to actually use it. Or maybe you would—after all, the kind of guy who has a gold chainsaw is presumably the kind of guy who doesn’t care about taking care of his things.

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