Maybe you have a serious beard. You laugh at our little bottles of beard oil and quaint maintenance tips. What good are our quaint little tips in the face of your mighty bushy beast?
Well, in that case, check out Big Red Beard Combs’ master box ($220). It is a man-sized crate with everything you need to maintain your beard through an apocalypse. Or perhaps just regular life. It contains: a solid walnut comb stand, four of their finely carved combs, two beard oils, a beard balm, and a moustache wax, all of your choice.