How else should a storied warrior kick back with mead after a fine day of slaying dragons, plundering treasure, and crushing your enemies in order to see them driven before you? With a drinking horn, we expect. If what Manowar tells us is true, anyway.

The bjornhorn ($50) fits the bill pretty nicely. It’s a polished cow horn, fitted with a leather strap for drinking. It holds half a litre, and the interior has a food grade coating, because there’s nothing less Viking than bacteria. Oh, and throw in an extra twenty-five bucks, and you get a nifty stand too.

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