What to Buy Your Girl For Valentine’s Day

For the past several months, your girlfriend (or wife) has been paying attention any time you’ve mentioned that you like something, and guess what? She’s been expecting you to do the same. But never fear — if you’ve got no idea when she wants, you can click through a tedious 44-page slideshow from Esquire. However, we recommend you don’t get her the Cosmo Kama Sutra. Aside from looking selfish, it’ll be chock full of the great advice Cosmo is known for, like: “As you’re eating dinner together, say something X-rated like, ‘See how I’m devouring this piece of meat? That’s how I’m going to devour you.”

[What to Buy Her This Valentine’s Day – Esquire]

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