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John Goodman Losing His Shit

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John Goodman sure has come a long way since he played a lumbering comic foil in Roseanne. He’s been a Bible-thumping cyclops, a bowling aficionado, and Aussie gangster, Pops Racer, a fat Inca, and a truck. That said, no matter what he is, he’s angry. Very, very angry.

The Dollar Bill Shredding Alarm Clock

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Here’s one way to guarantee that your butt will get out of bed. If you don’t respond to this alarm clock in a timely manner, it activates a paper shredder, where you loaded a dollar bill last night. Except, you’re Canadian, so this’ll cost you five bucks. Last night you … Read More

Return of the Trailer Park Boys

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Here’s a fun drinking game, because if a video announcement ever needed a drinking game, it’s one by the Trailer Park Boys. Have a drink of cheap champagne ever time the F bomb gets dropped, shotgun a beer every time they drop a number, and throw a lit firecracker at … Read More

Trophy Buffett

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If you were a kid anytime past about 1992, chances are you have a pile of participation trophies stashed somewhere in your parent’s house, since why would you mingle that weak nonsense with your real trophy for your second-place finish at your scout troop’s pinewood derby? Anyway, here’s a gift … Read More

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