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[youtube width=”640″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xALoAQ-5xcI[/youtube] Trust Dyson to solve small, annoying problems with a gratuitous amount of engineering and lasers. The new Dyson Airblade Tap blasts air through 0.8mm slots after washing your hands so you don’t endure the embarrassment and hardship of dripping water on the floor. Also, in a move we hope other PR teams … Read More
The website governmentattic.org dug out a pretty hilarious list of informal complaints made to the FCC about Saturday Night Live. For our part, when we don’t like a TV show, we just change the channel. Actually, we think that people who are easily offended and petition the government to censor … Read More
Feel like dying every time you step into the office? A chart about the deadliest jobs in America, from NPR’s Planet Money is making the rounds to remind you that things could be much worse. Probably. Fishermen have the toughest lot in life, with 121.2 deaths per 100,000 workers in 2011. Also on … Read More
When Mike Schultz lost a leg in a 2008 snowmobile accident, he quickly discovered that available prosthetic limbs wouldn’t be good enough to allow him to compete in the X Games. So, he built his own. Dubbed the “Moto Knee,” Schultz donned his new appendage a scant seven months after … Read More
[youtube width=”640″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgigpC-xAB8[/youtube] Much of the response to musical collective cdza’s latest video has revolved around whether music has collectively become better or worse since 1996. We have two thoughts: 1) The power ballad is much less popular than it used to be. 2) Paula Abdul was terrible. Stop pretending, world.
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