Starcraft II: The Painfully Extended Deadline

Blizzard has released the first cinematic trailer for Starcraft II: Heart of the Swarm. The expansion is slated to be released on March 5th — nearly three years after Starcraft II: Wings of Liberty became the fastest-selling real time strategy game in history. Fortunately, our chronic neuropathy rehabilitation is just … Read More

Self-Help Extravaganza

It’s been said that self-help books are not born, they are spawned. The good news is all of these books can be summarized in a few sentences. In mere minutes you’ll become a mindful, positive, habit-forming boss who runs his life like a business and can afford to spend the … Read More

Oops, You’ve Got Cancer!

You’re going to be shocked to hear this, but those smartphone apps that are supposed to diagnose cancer sometimes miss cancer. A new study in JAMA Dermatology tested a bunch of apps that purport to diagnose melanomas, and they found that the best app misfired for a quarter of the diagnoses. Also, … Read More

The Car Kate Upton Almost Washed

This video claims that Kate Upton washes a car in slow motion. This is about as accurate as most of the promises you see in car commercials, but the reality is far more disappointing. In fairness, she had six more cars to jiggle beside that afternoon, so we’ll cut everyone … Read More

Write for Siri

Apple may be looking for someone to help write more human lines for Siri. Specifically, they’d like someone to help “evolve and enrich” their mobile assistant. Unfortunately, our pleas for a complete personality overhaul inspired by the patronizing and disdainful Alan Rickman continue to fall on deaf ears. [Giving Siri A … Read More

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