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Give a man some bacon and he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to make bacon and he’ll die—either because it takes several days to make bacon, or because eating that much bacon will cause a massive cardiac arrest and something medical professionals call “exploding aorta syndrome.” [youtube width=”640″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYH3Z0Hp1Wo[/youtube]
Sometimes you might feel like nothing more than a pair of uncomplicated gonads, but that’s the male angler fish’s reality. [youtube width=”300″]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-BbpaNXbxg[/youtube]
Watch a competitive eater (yes, we know) inhale ten pounds of Hobbit-themed food. There, do you feel better about your life choices? [youtube width=”300″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOjAb81ffgE[/youtube]
Brian Murphy took fifteen shots and survived when he confronted a gunman at a Sikh temple in Wisconsin. Now, he’s in recovery. [Esquire]
“Do we really need an American version of something other people do better? Yes, dammit!” – Secret clause in the US Constitution [youtube width=”300″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o70fi2OLwLo[/youtube]
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