Debbie Does Dallas (The Musical)

It was only a matter of time before some freaking genius fused porn with musical theatre.

Based on a seminal 1979 skin flick, Debbie Does Dallas (The Musical) follows the travails of our titular heroine in her quest to become a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader. Debbie’s got the bod and she’s got the moves – too bad her parents won’t pay her way down to the Dallas audition!

What’s a smokin’ hot and desperate teen with a dream to do?

Vancouver Whitecaps Blue and White Brigade cheerleader Jamie Robinson stars in this cheeky musical parody about how far some girls will go to get what they want.

Finally, an uplifting musical for the whole family. Well, at least the 19-plus part of the family…

Debbie Does Dallas (The Musical) premiered at the Media Club (695 Cambie Street) November 13 to 24 before making its way across town to the Odyssey Night Club (1251 Howe) yesterday to December 15. Evening performances are 7:00 p.m. No Minors. (Duh!)

Tickets are $23 in advance and $30 at the door. They’re available online at or by calling (604) 231-7535.

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