Just in case we’ve never made it clear, we friggin’ love barbecue. Our grill-based gift guide for last Christmas ran thirty-one items, and it looks like we’ve surpassed that so far in 2014. So believe us when we say that the Hephaestus Patio Pro is pretty damn impressive, especially for the enthusiastic amateur. It’s a barbecue, water smoker, grill, pizza oven, and fire pit at once, and it runs on hardwood or charcoal easily. You can shift shelving around to suit your needs, and you can get extras like side shelves, drip pans, castors, and all manner of tools. Not enticed yet? Look at what you could be making!