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Why Fiancées Are Like Dick Cheney

November 3, 2009October 30, 2009 by Adam McDowell

I just had to ask my fiancée to tell me again why we’re not having the wedding of my … well, not dreams, but let’s say whims. I’d imagined bringing everyone to a lakeside resort somewhere in Ontario for a weekend, which in my mind would result in a truly … Read More

The Engagement’s Aftermath

October 27, 2009October 23, 2009 by Adam McDowell

Within minutes of engagement, your fiancée may … Develop a fixation with the ring, causing her to be unable to look anywhere else. Make gestures with her hands in such a way as to deliberately catch the light with the diamond. Repeatedly take the Lord’s name in vain. Within hours … Read More