Know what rocks? Patios. Know what ruins patios? Winter. That’s why we’re into this Poseidon Patio Heater ($1,000). Basically, it’ll heat an area up to four metres around it with no fumes. It’s mobile, has a remote, has all-weather paint, has a master lock function to deal with small children … Read More
Carved entirely from actual slabs of Himalayan salt, these tequila shots ($35 for a four pack) will give your 100% Agave a bit of a kick. But be warned, the longer you let it sit, the saltier your drink gets. So slam it back!
Problem: you need to serve a high volume of beer very quickly. Solution: Metre of Beer ($50). Your Metre of Beer will serve ten beers pretty damn quickly, and you’d have to work pretty hard to spill them, what with those slots built to hold everything steady. And if bottles … Read More
King Tong Pro ($45) doesn’t need much in the way of explaining; if you spend a lot of time smoking meat or otherwise cooking over a campfire, these tongs will help you easily and safely move burning logs, at no risk to yourself or your flammable clothing. Now you have … Read More
A gift that’ll work equally well for hipster friends and their poorly-adjusted children, this Game of Thrones Colouring Book ($15) has fourteen illustrations of your favourite characters, and also Joffrey.
